Heterosexuality was Medically Abnormal

Content Warning: Crude sexual language ahead.

In the midst of repressing my intellectual pursuits I logged onto Xvideos and searched for FraternityX. For those who don’t know, FratX is a gay porn studio featuring “straight” guys hazing each other. The fantasy of a bunch of “straight” fraternity bros forcing me to enjoy their body parts makes me wild and yet, the fantasy is probably better than reality. I’m particularly fond of hockey players. Their sticks, their pucks, my goalie holey.